Linda Monroe

The absolute badass BITCH from Starkid's Hatchetfield Series,
Appears in:
-Black Friday
-Honey Queen

Songs:
-What Do You Say
-Our Doors Are Open
-Feast Or Famine
-Adore Me
-Wiggle
-Queen B

Person 1: Dude who's your favourite Starkid character?
Person 2 (based): Linda Monroe! She's fucking badass, I loved when she killed Zoey in the Starlight theatre in Honey Queen, and then she was eaten by Thë Dærk Gød ÑībBLēñêPhīm

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

linda

someone youre in love with

guy: man im in love with linda. i never want to lose her.

guy 2: dude just go ask her out
guy: i cant. im afraid ill lose her as a friend
guy 2: just shoot your shot. i know she likes you
guy: alright dude, thanks

guy 2: youre welcome my guy.

by Prmag September 9, 2020

linda tripp

to feign interest in another individual for personal gain

All this time, I thought Seth was genuinely interested in being my friend. Little did I know that he's been Linda Tripping me this whole time!

by bfan91 April 14, 2022

Malia/Linda

Pushing guys away bc you’re afraid to catching feelings because guys actually suck ass.

“Don’t you dare pull a Malia/Linda on this dude, he’s actually good for you”

by LCarter_06 December 4, 2021

Sneaky Linda

When a man is getting specifically pegged from behind and person doing said pegging, reaches around and grabs the man's chest hair and rips it out mid thrust.

Come here and give me that sneaky Linda.

by Sneaky Linda June 20, 2022

Friend of Linda

A queer vegan individual (particularly one who attends vegan drag brunches).

"Are you a Friend of Linda?" "Of course! Are you going to the Friends of Linda vegan drag brunch next weekend?" "For sure! See you there!"

by SXSZworld August 29, 2022

Linda

Annoying ass girl who thinks she is the shit
Literally definition of a nerd

You can't handle being around them because they are so pushy about everything, invades conversations

Linda are so annoying

by Heydawg3394 June 3, 2022