Greased Lightning

A cigarette that has been "greased" (dipped) in "lightning" (lean aka Promethazine with Codeine).

I always hit a Greased Lightning on my break, at work, to get a nice buzz going.

by Katisuyorudan February 6, 2014

Grease Lightning

To ejaculate onto ones hair, then, swirl it thus creating the John Travolta hair style, then when they look at you, say. " Electrifying!"

Last night while watching From Paris With Love, with my gf, we decided to have sex, then I missed her face and hit her hair, she was unhappy and twirled it by accident, and I laughed and said. "You look like John Travolta, Electrifying!"
haha, she was not happy. Thank you Grease Lightning.

by TreySongzz May 2, 2011

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

by Sexydimma July 10, 2015

Gas-lighting

Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!

One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!

by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020

cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.

Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.

by heptune February 3, 2006

White Lightening

The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.

Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.

by Mitino January 10, 2009

Asian lightning

n, one who possesses quick speed and is yellow skinned by nature, know as "asian lightning"

todays forcast is calling for, 20% of asian lightning

by maurus April 27, 2007