thunderbolts and lightning

very very frightening things

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"

"Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening things"

by The 7th Poop Shitter December 26, 2022

Lightning Fingers

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart

Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend

by Sam Kent June 2, 2022

Kentucky Lightning

A kick ass ferret.

Hey! Where's Kentucky Lightning?

Idk, have you checked under the couch?

by Victoriathomas January 19, 2011

Ride the lightning

taking dxm and cocaine at the same time.

I'm took some dxm and coke so I'm about to ride the lightning.

by Swagmoding April 26, 2023

Ride the Lightning

Ride the Lightning: a song by Metallica that will never be played by kidz bop

Guy 1: hearing 'Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"

guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song

by Nukes.io February 21, 2020

lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.

guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!

by ranman92509 September 30, 2011

Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021