Tossing Lightning

The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.

Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!

by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

lightning spear

When two guys are participating in anal coitus; and the pitcher tazers the catcher while yelling "lightning spear!"

"Lightning spear!"

"Ugh, I wish Terry and Jerry would get a quieter hobby"

by Mr. Poopy Butthole June 9, 2016

Ride the Lightning

Ride the Lightning: a song by Metallica that will never be played by kidz bop

Guy 1: hearing 'Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"

guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song

by Nukes.io February 21, 2020

Bite the Lightning

Bite the lightning, and tell me how it tastes.

Essentially means lets go at it during stormy weather

Girl "Its shit weather outside what you feel like doing"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"

by von Reus July 2, 2020

liquid lightning

When a man gets pee on their hand and rubs it under a girls nose.

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

Bro I got some I walked out the stall and hit my girl with the liquid lightning

by Weeechi August 8, 2020

lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.

guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!

by ranman92509 September 30, 2011