lawn knowme

short

yo that kats a lawn knowme

lawn knowme by jimmy buffet March 2, 2003

lawn gnome 

a very short person who has a green thumb/is a farmer

farmer shorty? oh yea, hes a real lawn gnome.

lawn gnome by fantabular nico June 7, 2008

Lawn Gibblets 

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

Lawn Gibblets by Alex November 28, 2003

lawn deity 

An exceptionally good DDR player that behaves like a complete asshole (See: DDRsole) but then redeems him/herself in some meaningful way.

Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.

Zack.
Duy.
JSB.

"If that DDRsole doesn't quit bragging about his AAA's, he'll never achieve lawn deity greatness."

lawn deity by Rebecca Day April 6, 2004

lawn wreck 

A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.

Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.

lawn wreck by Pinkerton1 August 31, 2007

Lawn Diving 

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.

John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.

Lawn Diving by Chavo January 15, 2008

lawn crawler 

A lawn crawler is a someone who come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.

i dont want lawn crawlers gatecrashing my party

lawn crawler by scottio5926 June 23, 2008