lawn mowed

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.

guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes

by SwimmerDude3 October 28, 2020

Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018

Lawn mower

Cuts grass very fast

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence

by Poop ostrich June 3, 2017

Suburban Lawns

A late 70's to early 80's post-punk band. They only have one album (a self-titled one), but were very influential nonetheless.

Two popular songs by Suburban Lawns are Gidget Goes to Hell and Janitor.

by kurt_cobain's_slut November 13, 2018

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

Lawn dart

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.

The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.

by The lawn dart man February 22, 2019

Lawn Dart

Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.

*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal

by brandNV August 7, 2017