Avril Lavinge

A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.

Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"

by Heather March 13, 2005

Laying Low

Doesn't know where its at. A series of four paintings about animals that fuck shit up.

Laying low 2... Doesn't know where its at. Laying low three. Fuckin... Fuck shit up. And that's what we know.

by Dino nugget wrangler December 5, 2010

laying the balls

If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.

shit yo, I done layed the balls to that slut, Bung!

by rob Norwood May 18, 2004

avril lavinge

Self-taught guitar goddess. Yes, she taught herself both of those chords.

"I heard Avril taught herself how to play guitar," said Punky. "Aye, she did," replied Ahab. "She taught herself both of those chords."

by nirvanarama June 5, 2005

Shoe Lacing

Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.

My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.

by Wagssy November 3, 2009

froth lapping

Performing oral sex on a female after a gangbang. Named for the white creamy froth that appears after vigourous sex.

After a participating nice afternoon train, Earl likes to go froth lapping for hours.

by Lunchbox aka Tons of Fun July 8, 2006

Avril Lavinge

Unbelievably fake Canadian wannabe Rock singer, who claims to play the guitar, when infact, she can only play the chorus to her "song" (more like a cat being strangled if you ask me) 'Complicated'. Likes to pretend she loves Marilyn Manson and writes her own songs and only has Tammy-loving teeny-bopper fans. Hated by lovers of rock music and all its surrounding genres.

"i just saw some girl on tv singing badly and watching too much eyeliner"
"did she have long straight hair?"
"yeah she did"
"oh, that was Avril Lavigne then"
"listening to her made me want to kill myself"

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004