lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022

lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

Limping

when someone has great heaps so you had been shaking ever since

that pussy was so good it had bro limping

by mnfstuff September 14, 2022

Lamington moment

When you feel so sorry for someone that it makes you feel sick.

Friend 1: My older sister told me that when she was in primary school, she lined up all lunch time by herself to buy a lamington from the bake sale. All the big kids pushed in front of her while she waited patiently with her 20c to buy her lamington. By the time she got to the front of the line all the lamingtons were sold out and lunch was over.

Friend 2: that’s such a lamington moment!

by GregoryGetsTheGirls November 26, 2022

limping stud

When a mans balls are so massive from having no fear for anything or anyone in his way he limps on through causing him to be a limping stud

That guy just jumped out of a airplane to save a baby from a bear that is trying to attack it, he really is a limping stud

by Sasquatch screamer January 17, 2023

Lumping

Essentially a very low effort run. Involves the bouncier motion found with running but the gait itself is that of a walk.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

"How was your morning?"
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)

"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."

by Khocky April 17, 2023

lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.

Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023