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Krager

Krager is a delusional pedophile that thinks he is smart but is actually a fuckjng retard.
They fuck children and then act like a surprised victim when they get arrested.
You normally find them cruising skate parks or with their skinny little packers exposed trying to lure some little boy into an abandoned pool like Pennywise in the sewer. Snce the sewer is where their mother used to feed, look for it's mates and usually give birth to the baby kragers that is where they feel most comfortable.

If they do trick someone into fucking them best bet whichever hole he is allowed to stick his pathetic dick in willl forever smell like a septic tank for life.
Mar K "Did you hear Michael got lured into an abandon pool by a krager?

Carriecunt "I did - he told him everything sucks down here then lost his teaching credentials for life and became a registered sex offender."

Mar K "Those kragers sure are dumb with pathetic little pp's"
by Fuckachomoinor November 10, 2025
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Dirty Kraig

Dirty Craig

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.
I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Kraig when I broke both of my hips.
by Ruthless Greene June 21, 2023
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Ole Kraglund

Ole Kraglund claims the be one of Norways best Lucio players in Overwatch, he is also know for drinking "8 enheter". He lives in the hood of Refsnesalleen which is one of the most dangerous ghettos in Norway. Ole used to play football for Sprint Jeløy on a daily basis but quit because of his useless coach. The long way to Refnesbanen was also a reason for his retiring. Now he his on a grind on the trainingcenter "OP" to soon be the new Bruce Wayne.
Ole Kraglund is the special one
by Børnan797 October 31, 2023
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