The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 04, 2009
Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.
Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"
by Eva Marie October 09, 2007
The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.
Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.
Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
by John Wilmer November 19, 2007
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by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010
aka Rim Job
The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.
The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.
by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004
A groovy orgy, taking place in the kitchen, organized by horny, oversexed, nymphomaniac college girls. A kitchen bitch is often instigated on the spur of the moment during a social gathering, being initiated by an inspired individual by calling out the words, "kitchen bitch".
I was at this crazy party with a bunch of slutty drunk bizzos. Some drunk hoodrat screamed "Kitchen Bitch!" and proceeded to dry hump me, riding me like she was trying to win the Triple Crown. She began tearing off my clothes, exposing my throbbing member. Then, like gangbusters, every horny-ass bitch wanted to be a part of the kitchen bitch.
by McSicko November 15, 2007