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angry ketchup

Ketchup thrown on your cheeseburger irately. This is done by angry fast food employees who are pissed that you ordered a double cheeseburger with ketchup only, so they have to make a fresh burger just for you.
Aw, man, I got angry ketchup again on my burger...
by museick July 20, 2008
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Purse Ketchup

The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!
She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.
by TPasDawg June 28, 2020
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krazy ketchup

Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."
If you look up God in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Krazy Ketchup.
by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016
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Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas
I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy
by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023
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The Ketchup Packet

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.
Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!
by pussy_slapper9000 October 4, 2018
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hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.
by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019
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Ketchup Shit

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.
Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
by Shadowduck July 25, 2016
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