Elliot: Man, this McChiken taste so much badussy
Pierce: damn man, a really Kobe McChicken
Elliot: Yeah, right in the bin
Pierce: damn man, a really Kobe McChicken
Elliot: Yeah, right in the bin
by cumboy42069 August 30, 2021
The term comes from counter strike global offensive, it is used when a player throws a grenade and it perfectly blows the enemy. When this is achieved the player is totally glorified by his teammates and feels self satisfaction and proudness after many depressing years.
Due to fact that Kobe died 2 hours ago the term is now used in special occasions,
When you fuck up a grenade you might be kicked from the match by your teammates as a cause of profanation of Kobe.
Due to fact that Kobe died 2 hours ago the term is now used in special occasions,
When you fuck up a grenade you might be kicked from the match by your teammates as a cause of profanation of Kobe.
by Skrrt man January 26, 2020
by iisaltyi January 31, 2020
by Leonardo J February 28, 2008
Radical and extreme form of hero worship, in which a person believes the particular hero they worship is capable of doing absolutely anything better than absolutely anyone else.
This illness, mostly common in young males, is very dangerous in that it causes its victims to completely lose touch with reality and replaces normal behavior with non-stop, masturbatory praise for the hero. This inevitably leads to a crush on the hero, similar to a 10 year-old girl's crush on the latest boy band.
The name of this illness is derived from overzealous fans of NBA player Kobe Bryant, who believe that because he can throw a ball into a hoop well, this single skill would somehow make him a better golfer than Tiger Woods, a better actor than Jack Nicholson, a better artist than Salvador Dali and a better President than Barack Obama.
This illness, mostly common in young males, is very dangerous in that it causes its victims to completely lose touch with reality and replaces normal behavior with non-stop, masturbatory praise for the hero. This inevitably leads to a crush on the hero, similar to a 10 year-old girl's crush on the latest boy band.
The name of this illness is derived from overzealous fans of NBA player Kobe Bryant, who believe that because he can throw a ball into a hoop well, this single skill would somehow make him a better golfer than Tiger Woods, a better actor than Jack Nicholson, a better artist than Salvador Dali and a better President than Barack Obama.
Kobe Syndrome victim: Oohhhhh man, look at the way Kobe shoots the ball... Ohhh man, he's just soooo good... oooohh, ahhhh, mmmmmm, I need another poster of him for my wall... he would be sooo much better than Obama as President....
Healthy person: Man, put your dick back in your pants, all he did was put a ball through a hoop, it takes more than that to run the United States of America!
Healthy person: Man, put your dick back in your pants, all he did was put a ball through a hoop, it takes more than that to run the United States of America!
by Grackle May 12, 2009
Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
house on a finger tiger woods kobe bryant materialism dead marriages
(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009
by ProtectYaNeck September 04, 2005