Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018

Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding

Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022

Kinky tickles

The kind of tickles that makes everyone hard. Yup. Even girls. (Better with applesauce)

Lauren: Hey, dude! I saw your dog give your mom kinky tickles!
Logan:....

by The All-Mighty Pussy Fucker April 13, 2015

kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

Kinky Nathan

Nathan is a fat hoe who is gay and sucks your mans pp before you can

Olivia:Nathan did you suck my mans pp
Nathan: ya bitch I gay I’m a Kinky Nathan

by Yourmomsogayieather April 16, 2020