Juan

A way to tell a guy he has a big dick

Danm juan

by Migger420 69 September 30, 2016

Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.

"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!

by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

JUAN

Juan Loves girls and has a big ass and DICKKK!!!!

Juan hAS a Big Dick

by BiGDick186 September 6, 2017

Juan

juan, whoever is reading this is the luckiest person to walk on earth. he brings out a happiness you never would have thought you would feel towards anyone ever. he’ll never fail to remind you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. whoever you are, treat him like hes the world to you, because he truly will be and is. he’ll spam you with pictures of him smiling and you’ll wake up to long paragraphs and will even send you many during the day. his smile is going to mean everything to you and you’ll do anything to see it a million times, trust me, i did. he’ll call you beautiful and will truly mean it. he loves playing soccer and hes amazing at it. he also is an amazing trick shotter in fortnite, you might laugh, but thats just him and you will adore him for it all. anytime your around him and his friends you feel such brightness in your heart because hes the best one in the group, hes different and it’ll make you so happy & his voice will have you feeling like your where you should be. theres times where he needs his own time and be understanding. i promise you he loves you and dont give up on him because hes perfect. and your very lucky. i promise you that.

treat juan amazing for me .

by _just_a_worm May 2, 2020

Juan

Juan

A: i just don’t get the horse meme...
B: juan

by Jacil October 20, 2020

nine juan juan

When you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to Home Depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.

"dude do you even know how to start a lawn mower?"
"nah man, we better call nine juan juan"

by adventx July 23, 2017

juan kerr

a humerous name for a spanish wanker.
say it quickly. juan kerr. juankerr. wanker.

geddit?

that spanish waiter hovering around your teenage daughter is acting like such a juan kerr

by get orff moi laaaand April 13, 2006