junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

by Strawberry Milk February 26, 2014

Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 07, 2018

Junk Slam

inserting ones junk inside while having intercorse

totally junk slammed last night

by batnumberone June 24, 2011

junk blow

The act of "sucking the life out" of someone's soul through their asshole.

After an evening full of drinks, Eric presented himself to Jay for their traditional junk blow.

by Birdtrax January 03, 2015

[Junk Mail]

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.

1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!

by Kelz4Life! August 21, 2017

junk gap

The space between the anus and genitalia. The most likely place for faeces and all kinds of junk to get trapped.

I didn't realise I hadn't wiped my junk gap properly.

by Wownewstome! May 27, 2014

junk-prints

The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear.

*finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?!

*walks into friend's room and opens drawer*
Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size.

by lilwangsta May 22, 2011