junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014

junk grabber

1. an African American gentleman who is often seen with his hand clutching his penis (junk) through his baggy trousers while swaggering down the street or hanging with his homies.

2. a man/boy (most often black) who's hand has a magnet like attraction to his ding-dong. most often the hand is seen gripping from outside the pants.

"that new black kid LaTrell can't even take his hand off his crank long enough to play a game of basketball! Yeah, he's the ultimate junk grabber!"

by scubajesumits March 22, 2010

[Junk Mail]

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.

1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!

by Kelz4Life! August 21, 2017

Little Junk

A. When a man (usually white) is afflicted with an inadequately sized penis, rendering him unable to give pleasure to a female.

B. Small Dick

When Scott Haggai took off his pants in front of a woman for the first time, she couldn't help but laugh at his little junk.

by Slotheaus P Tooth August 31, 2013

Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

junk blow

The act of "sucking the life out" of someone's soul through their asshole.

After an evening full of drinks, Eric presented himself to Jay for their traditional junk blow.

by Birdtrax January 3, 2015

junk-prints

The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear.

*finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?!

*walks into friend's room and opens drawer*
Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size.

by lilwangsta July 9, 2011