Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches

"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"

by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022

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hung jumper

1. N. A paratrooper stuck in a tree or somewhere unable to land in the ground.

2. N. A turd that comes out partially and gets stuck. Unlike a turtle head that pops in and out like its playing peekaboo.

Hey, look at that hung jumper. Maybe we should cut him down.

Omg I can't pass that turd. It's a hung jumper.

by Hungjumper13 May 30, 2017

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grave jumper

A person or animal that steals your seat as soon as you leave it.

That cat is a total grave jumper.

by LizardQueen. April 12, 2020

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Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.

“Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”

by Claydolfin June 15, 2021

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Stunt jumper

Not to be confused with a donk but a car or truck that sits high or jacked up more then normal. Can be used for clearing railroad tracks at high speed.

Hey did you see Jimmy's new ride?? Oh ya we cleared mossy creek in it last night...man that things such a stunt jumper!

by 5oh4 June 19, 2012

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mustard jumper

The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.

Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.

by Giles and Sepentine September 25, 2017

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