hung jumper

1. N. A paratrooper stuck in a tree or somewhere unable to land in the ground.

2. N. A turd that comes out partially and gets stuck. Unlike a turtle head that pops in and out like its playing peekaboo.

Hey, look at that hung jumper. Maybe we should cut him down.

Omg I can't pass that turd. It's a hung jumper.

by Hungjumper13 May 30, 2017

Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend

Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper

by Lil Pepper Pants July 13, 2021

Stunt jumper

Not to be confused with a donk but a car or truck that sits high or jacked up more then normal. Can be used for clearing railroad tracks at high speed.

Hey did you see Jimmy's new ride?? Oh ya we cleared mossy creek in it last night...man that things such a stunt jumper!

by 5oh4 June 19, 2012

Jumper cables

A game where one person gets hit with jumper cables, that are not connected to a battery.

"Hey bro, let's play jumper cables!"

by Bastizocker84 December 19, 2022

Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches

"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"

by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022

cucumber jumper

Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.

Hey mate! Just got my cucumber jumper removed. Took 37 years but finally a free man.

by BugooWozurd January 8, 2021

Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.

“Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”

by Claydolfin June 15, 2021