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Salute the Judge

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.
At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024
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Judges

it talks about how the israelites kept rejecting the lord and worshipping idols

cool fact: the judges that god appointed defeatet the enemies and the land of israel
Judges will teach about sin

it mostly happens when your a child
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.
You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.
by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016
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Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact
Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed
by Niceone November 24, 2017
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Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!
Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Judge

A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.
I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!
by noone9991 March 9, 2021
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