Judge of fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017

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Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

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Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!

Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

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judge rules?

Something that is used to end an argument. the 'judge' is a third party outside of the argument.

larry: No way, Larry's way more portley than Johnny!
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.

by Kyle de Jong September 28, 2005

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Sigma Judge

1. n. The elite gang made up of those who pass judgement on almost anything and almost everyone.

2. v. The act of passing judgment when you are a member of the gang Sigma Judge.

3. n. Proff that all you really need to form a gang is a letter of the greek alphabet and your favorite past time.

1. J&A were founders of Sigma Judge.
2. I Sigma Judge that mustache you grew.
3. Let's start a gang, we can call it, Delta Ski!

by A&JSigJudge December 21, 2010

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