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windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around
I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!
by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015
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Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
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Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020
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tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.
After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.
by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020
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Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
by ogwannabee July 27, 2009
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Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.
My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!
by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022
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Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)
I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.
by Mmballs October 4, 2021
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