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Joshua

Shaggy mullet boy with no life consistently yelled at by his family.
That guy is such a Joshua
by Jesusjnr December 4, 2015
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A boyfriend that constantly nit picks at everything you do wrong and complains everyday all day.
Joshua: "Why is there a spot on the floor? You always do things half ass"
by Riotchick March 20, 2009
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A guy with the smallest dick you will ever see in your life and still gets pussy but the pussy has warts on it
Look it’s josh (Joshua )

Ewww
by Phill dunken August 16, 2018
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Joshua likes guys he's a gay boyo
by colin mccurrey February 11, 2019
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A Josh is usually a patriot fan who always ends up being a bandwagon in the end. Usually has the smallest penis you'll ever see. Most commonly found in the Eastern United States. A Josh is the worst basketball player you'll ever meet. He shoots more bricks than a blind folded Shaq at the half court line. Usually enjoys football but has an ego the size of the earth. Usually thinks he can mimic Brendon Urie. Usually a performer who thinks he's good because people tell him to perform but really they just wanna laugh at him. Usually sings songs about big penis because he don't have one. Thinks he can handle better than Curry but his handles are worse than a fourth graders moral of the story is a Josh is a Big Headed not talented at all. In conclusion just stay away from a Josh.
Joshua is a laugh stock.
by DickPic44 February 13, 2018
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Joshua is a tosser
by Samflynn55 June 27, 2019
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Joshua's are the biggest Redman in the world. They have an innate ability they're born with to subconsciously attract and take every man and woman's girl.
My girlfriend and I saw a Joshua yesterday, now she's no longer my girlfriend.
by SenseiSage May 14, 2021
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