Jose

A scum bag that never invites his friends anywhere also listens to spanish and black music

John- Dude where is Jose
Nathan-he went to the movies

John- Jose never invites us anywhere but we invite him

by Kvng_of_Ny July 29, 2018

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Jose

An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)

'Who is that kid,he looks amazing?' 'Oh,that's Jose,he's awsome.'

by Urban Masters March 31, 2017

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Jose pardo

Una persona que abusa sexualmente de los niños.

Tu I"ra ay va jose pardo"
Amigo "Ay que correrle antes de que nos viole"

by Tight_pussy January 11, 2014

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jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family

bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?

by joshua001 March 11, 2007

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