Jordan

Usually super hot ; Deffinately athletic , funny , and just fun to be around . Easy to fall in love with , even though he flirts with every girl he sees , pretty or not . But doesnt like all the girls he flirts with . Usually liked by MANY people because EVERYONE knows who he is . Usually has AMAZING brown eyes . A smile you could die for . LOVES to smile(: Really good at football , basketball , and baseball . Doesnt really care what people think about him . KNOWS HOW TO DOUGIE(; And Jerkkk ;D Really good dancer . Commonly called Jordy .

Amy: Oh woww , he's got the most amazing eyes<3 Who is he?(:
Arya: Thaat , is Jordan<3 #5 on the football team , #15 on the basketball team!
Amy: Oh , Duh! I should of known his name was Jordan!

by NewarkOHGirl(: June 29, 2011

Jordan

One of the most athletic people you will ever meet.STUD!

Jordan is a freaking studdddd.

by jordanlover23232323 June 16, 2011

Jordan

A stunning famous english glamour model with very large boobs, has appeared in Playboy and I'm a celebrity get me out of here (british reality TV program)

Jordan: Woman with large boobs and a mouth to match.

by Muse Fan July 6, 2006

Jordan

The smart, loving person with a unique personality. She fights hard when it comes to bad situations. Cares when a friend or family is in need of it. Jordan is amazing.

"Omg! She is such a Jordan!"

by just_that_one_girl February 4, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.

Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.

by That_one_sad_person March 10, 2020

jordan

Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.

Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"

jersey friend annoying

by notvicfierce February 6, 2014

Jordan

an albino that throws kids in bushes. an ass eater that licks bumm hole. his favourite foods are egg roll, noodle and rice

Jordan is a hoe

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020