Jordan is a freaking studdddd.
by jordanlover23232323 June 16, 2011
A stunning famous english glamour model with very large boobs, has appeared in Playboy and I'm a celebrity get me out of here (british reality TV program)
by Muse Fan July 06, 2006
an albino that throws kids in bushes. an ass eater that licks bumm hole. his favourite foods are egg roll, noodle and rice
Jordan is a hoe
by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020
The smart, loving person with a unique personality. She fights hard when it comes to bad situations. Cares when a friend or family is in need of it. Jordan is amazing.
by just_that_one_girl February 05, 2018
Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.
Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"
jersey friend annoying
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"
jersey friend annoying
by notvicfierce February 06, 2014
He’s someone truly special. There’s no one like a Jordan. He can take your breath away with just one look, and leaves you with butterflies. You thought you knew love until you met him and he showed you a more accurate version of love. He’s the one you’ll want to be with for the rest of your life. The one you’ll want to marry and grow old with. His smile makes your heart melt. His laugh is contagious, though he rarely shows his real laugh. Your head is constantly filled with thoughts of him and your heart full of love. A minute without him feels like a lifetime, but every minute with him seems to go by too fast. You feel like, in order to be whole, you need to be around him. He brings out the real you. He makes you love yourself and see yourself like he sees you. He gives the best hugs and you’ll never want to leave his arms. You love him. You’ll always love him.
by hfettuccine September 05, 2019
Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.
Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.
by That_one_sad_person March 10, 2020