Jonathan

he is a sweet, dorky, cute boy that has dumb boy logic. he is very good with direction and he’s freakin tall. he treats all girls with the most respect and is NOT a simp. he does not have any problem with saying what he thinks is right and cares for everyone. he is overly confident but still very humble about himself even though. who is also a meanie weanie but still one of the sweetest guys of all time.

girl: omfg jonathan is literally the most wholesome and cutest boy ever.

girl: I LOVE THAT SM

by chanie94 June 8, 2020

J. Jonah Jameson

Peter Parker (aka Spiderman)'s angry boss.
Editor of the Daily Bugle, and hates Spiderman.

J. Jonah Jameson: HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
...You serious?

by TheDreadPirateWestley January 1, 2012

Jonatics

What fans of Jonas Brothers call themselves

Person 1: I'm a fan of the Jonas Brothers
Person 2: So you're a Jonatic then?
Person 1: Why yes I am a Jonatics

by Jonatic101 July 25, 2011

Jonah and the Whale

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.

The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006

Jonathan

A young king that gets all the ladies. All them fine girls wanna get with him and claim to be his baby momma. But the kid is not his son , he too busy ballin and kingin

Jonathan is the flyest in the city ima have his kids.

by Perro perrix August 23, 2016

Jonathan

Someone who is super sweet and will be the best boyfriend you'll ever have, especially if you are his dream girl. He is friendly and easy going towards everyone around him and sweet and romantic towards his girl. He is one of those rare guys who knows how to treat and love his girl right. He is so perfect I have a crush on him. Stay that way Jonathan <3 I love you <3

He treats her so well, he must be a Jonathan!

by squirrel_you June 19, 2017

jonnathan

Jonnathan is a name that defines the most hottest sexyiest guy In the universe.he will make u get in love just by looking at him.his cock is the best for a freaky night .

Jonnathan defines a fine as guy

Jonnathan damn so cute sexy hot best lover

by Yooniigga December 3, 2013