by jordann.brian January 2, 2016
Get the joke roast mug.The last remark spoken in a social situation that causes an awkward silence due to a breach of etiquette in a previously light-hearted situation of escalating banter.
Named after the game Jenga in which a tower of wooden blocks is created and each player carefully removes one wooden block, in turn, from the tower until one player removes the fatal block causing the collapse of the tower, and subsequently loses the game.
Named after the game Jenga in which a tower of wooden blocks is created and each player carefully removes one wooden block, in turn, from the tower until one player removes the fatal block causing the collapse of the tower, and subsequently loses the game.
Person A: "Hey, I just got back from Disney World."
Person B: "What did you bring me?" (Joking, knowing the answer is nothing)
Person A: "I brought you back Mickey Mouse, but he died in my suitcase in the cargo hold so his body is a bit decomposed now." (Possibly pushing the limits of social etiquette in this situation)
Person B: "That's ok, hack off his ears and make a hat for me." (Pushing the limits even further)
Person A: "Are you sure you don't want a coin purse instead?" (Exceeding the limits of etiquette in this situation)
<awkward silence>
The last statement by Person A is the Jenga Joke.
Person B: "What did you bring me?" (Joking, knowing the answer is nothing)
Person A: "I brought you back Mickey Mouse, but he died in my suitcase in the cargo hold so his body is a bit decomposed now." (Possibly pushing the limits of social etiquette in this situation)
Person B: "That's ok, hack off his ears and make a hat for me." (Pushing the limits even further)
Person A: "Are you sure you don't want a coin purse instead?" (Exceeding the limits of etiquette in this situation)
<awkward silence>
The last statement by Person A is the Jenga Joke.
by Numero7G November 5, 2011
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The clever kid told a joke and laughed to himself, but was met with blank stares. "Crap," he says, "Justin joke."
by bigdawg June 2, 2012
Get the Justin joke mug.A funny guy. Loves to play play pranks, especially shaking the soda of his teachers. Often gets detention because of his pranks. Loves to throw food and hack Spotify accounts.
by iCarp May 12, 2021
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Get the Ian Joke mug.A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018
Get the A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) mug.A Bar Joke is a very generic joke (if not the most generic joke ever), sometimes it is a real joke but other times is used as a way to exemplify a joke "do you know the joke of a man that walked into a bar?"
Most of the time, this kind of joke start with a "X walks into a bar...", where X can be a a single person,a animal,or a group of persons.
X can also be classified in different kind :
religious : a Muslim, a Rabin and a catholic
racist :a Indian, a black man, a Asian.
xenophobe :a german, british, american, irish, italian.
dirt joke (not for kids) :a gay, a parrot(*).
zoo :a kangaroo, a penguin, a bear, a elephant (see joke 1)
(*) there is a 99% chance that a joke that involve a parrot in a bar is a for-adults-only joke.
Most of the time, this kind of joke start with a "X walks into a bar...", where X can be a a single person,a animal,or a group of persons.
X can also be classified in different kind :
religious : a Muslim, a Rabin and a catholic
racist :a Indian, a black man, a Asian.
xenophobe :a german, british, american, irish, italian.
dirt joke (not for kids) :a gay, a parrot(*).
zoo :a kangaroo, a penguin, a bear, a elephant (see joke 1)
(*) there is a 99% chance that a joke that involve a parrot in a bar is a for-adults-only joke.
1) Bar Joke 1:
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini, drinks it and pulls out a five dollar bill to pay for it. The bartender picks up the dough, gives him his change...and charges the kangaroo $1.50 for the martini.
“Then as the kangaroo’s leaving, the bartender tells me he’s never seen a kangaroo in his bar before.
“No,” says the kangaroo, “and at these prices you never will again!”
2)Bar Joke 2:
Ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender refuses: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
3)Bar Joke 3:
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini, drinks it and pulls out a five dollar bill to pay for it. The bartender picks up the dough, gives him his change...and charges the kangaroo $1.50 for the martini.
“Then as the kangaroo’s leaving, the bartender tells me he’s never seen a kangaroo in his bar before.
“No,” says the kangaroo, “and at these prices you never will again!”
2)Bar Joke 2:
Ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender refuses: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
3)Bar Joke 3:
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
by magallanes September 4, 2010
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