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Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom
Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451
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Most John’s are sluts
Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut
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Omg did John do that
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“john is so amazing
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A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john
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John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover
That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days
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john is obese
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