Jobby

another name for shit.

go and jobby yourself you rubbish shitjobby

by john July 13, 2003

Jobsworth

A Jobsworth is somebody, usually who works for the government who gets paid minimum wage yet takes their job as seriously as if they were working for some secret military organisation. The common jobsworth is usually found working for the Devonia police force, however a more rare and more dangerous type of jobsworth is found working for London Transport or as Security guards at rock music venues in London. These are more dangerous as they usually originate from countries with secret police, mafia and fascist regimes and therefore guard their miniscule amounts of responsibility with their lives

The scabbing jobsworth wouldn't let us stay for the after party, we were manhandled out of the venue.

by ChiffonsandEyeliner January 24, 2006

Jobey

A mythical creature that roams the streets of Jackson. He is not real. He was never born, he has no birth date.

Can you take Jobey to Casablanca, where the arabs don't I.D.?

by PANKY December 3, 2006

Joby

He's handsome. Charming. Fun. Kinky. Talented. Dashing. Daring. Courageous. And caring. Looks good in a pair of leather trews. Works hard for a living. Has done dubious friends.

Wow. That Joby is a catch.

by Joby H February 9, 2020

Pussy Jobsworth

a spineless pussy that follows the job to the letter, no questions asked.

what a fucking pussy jobsworth! jew

by sphincternator June 6, 2009

jobby

Cutesy Mom word for a bowel movement, as in 'doing your job'.

Did you go jobby or just a peeps?

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Steve Jobs

An innovator who helped invent one of the worlds largest and most wallet snatching companies of all time. Purposefully left things out of products so people would buy the next product. A business move still common in the company today. Steve also revolutionized the world. Criticized by many, he died being hated by PC and Linux lovers all over the world. Hundreds cried over his death. Many who made jokes about him stfu'd or made death jokes to have a laugh at his demise. He may have been able to rob you blind, but he innovated that market fOr many to keep the ball rolling. R.I.P.

No example, except that steve is the reason I learned how to type. I grew up around macs, and people made fun of me for it and called me apple boy. When the ipad came out, they all wanted to look at it. I finally had something they didn't. Thank you jobs. I am writing this on an ipad, so it is kind of symbolic. Steve jobs, I thank you

by the_underachiever November 29, 2012