Jing Yang

Father of study, aka Xue-ba. An enlightened being who understands the true meaning behind self care is no self care and no self care is self care. You don't understand? Guess you're not a Jing Yang. Very open-minded and receptive.

Girl: "I have a strict morning and night time routine, I wash my face with a mild cleanser for my combination skin type and then apply Vitamin ABCDEK serums! Why is my skin still so shitty while Jing Yang applies NOTHING and has FLAWLESS SKIN. Share your secret, spill the beans."
Jingyang: "All I can say is, my selfcare routine is no selfcare routine."
Girl: "I am so confused."
Friend: "He eats super clean, sleeps early and exercises."
Jingyang: "Thank you. It's just like when you look into the mirror and see that your skin is dirty, you clean your skin, not wipe the mirror, right?"
Girl: "Oh...once a Xue-ba, forever a Xue-ba..."

by icemochi August 27, 2021

Jingle Blaster

noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk

Syn: Real outloud flim flammer

Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."

by you-are-cool September 4, 2021

Jiggo

Jiggo is swag incarnate. The bane of Mods. The Swag Messiah. The pinnacle of masculinity. The Alpha and the Omega.

Jiggo my love, my everything

by RandomPersonBeingRandom October 10, 2021

Jingle Hopper Jones

This is a man who hops a lot. He has a 4 Chan channel where he shows off his hopping skills.

Person 1: "Have you seen the brand new video from Jingle Hopper Jones?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's really great!"

by Tewartu December 13, 2022

jingledorf

i creature that became exticnt millions of years ago because they didnt know how to have sex

I will go back in time and have sex with all the hot jingledorfs and save the species

by Tardytheturtle January 22, 2005

jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009

Jingi

Japanese Yakuza code of honor. Sometimes translated as "honor and humanity."

"This man is unscrupulous. He lacks Jingi."

by Shot Long September 4, 2013