by dickGlitter March 31, 2018
Get the fish jerky mug.A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
Get the Beef jerky backhander mug.The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob
by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020
Get the Beef Jerky mug.The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020
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Get the quick jerkies mug.The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
by DaceGod March 2, 2020
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