a dumb bitch who can’t read for shit, mental breakdowns three times a week, failing highschool, can’t speak properly either
jasmine is ew
by whoopschingchong January 2, 2020
Get the jasmine mug.1. someone who throws away a pumpkin after being given as a "heart warming get-well after getting your tonsils removed" present
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
by -B.A.Y. December 24, 2008
Get the jasmin mug.A silly mexican with a sexy dad and the most perfectist bestest friend ever and ever (also known as a Jordana).
Boy: "yo man i need me some tacos"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
by percy jackson January 22, 2013
Get the Jasmine mug.Jasmine is girl that doesn't take bullshit from NOBODY. She is best friend quality she will stick up for her friends no matter what. She's also the baddest bitch you ever met and not to mention fine asl. Although its takes a while for her to open up to you but once she does you can see the real her. Her personality shows her craziness , funniness, kindness and toxicity (the good kind) . if you have a Jasmine in your life better keep her.
Guy1: do you remember that guy jasmine slapped the dog shit out of?
Guy2: yea he's still in the hospital
Guy2: yea he's still in the hospital
by Dianelaaa January 14, 2021
Get the Jasmine mug.by josie18 January 27, 2022
Get the jasmine mug.Jasmine is a pretty girl that everybody likes, she is very cool to be around, everybody claims that she is the coolest person to be around, no matter if you are bored and need to be entertain, Jasmine is always there for you, some people may not know Jasmine, but if you look at her your going to find her pretty and interesting to talk to.
Here are some comments from people that know jasmine.
Dre: I honestly think jasmine is cute in my opinion, I would always stare at her when she walks in the classroom, tbh I use to have a huge crush on her,😳🙊to this day I still do.🤫
Jayden: she’s literally the type of female to be around no cap.
Mark: Jasmine is really pretty, she has a good personality, like she’s always there for me, no matter how late it is a night, she would be up late at 3:00 am to talk to me or, play on the game, I never had a female with that type of energy, we. need more females like her.😩
Ariana: she so pretty, she turns everything boring to fun and she is funny.
Tamara: beautiful, gorgeous and outgoing
Dre: I honestly think jasmine is cute in my opinion, I would always stare at her when she walks in the classroom, tbh I use to have a huge crush on her,😳🙊to this day I still do.🤫
Jayden: she’s literally the type of female to be around no cap.
Mark: Jasmine is really pretty, she has a good personality, like she’s always there for me, no matter how late it is a night, she would be up late at 3:00 am to talk to me or, play on the game, I never had a female with that type of energy, we. need more females like her.😩
Ariana: she so pretty, she turns everything boring to fun and she is funny.
Tamara: beautiful, gorgeous and outgoing
by Jasssssssa April 18, 2021
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