jmartin

huge cuck, loves to watch his gf get f*cked by other men (PDIDDY)

bro Jamari is such a jmartin i wouldn't wanna be him

by gmeow November 19, 2025

pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

Pickle Jarring

The act of multiple men inserting their genitals in a pickle jar.

Kyle: I got a new jar last night get all the boys over here right now.

Stan: This pickle jarring sesh is about to be brazy

by Zgod9 January 17, 2024

Popcorn Jarfing

similar to sounding. the act of shoving popcorn kernels into your urethra, and then holding a lighter up to your meat stick until the kernels pop inside your urethra. this act can be a form of sexual pleasure, or torture

"yo, tired i popcorn jarfing the other day, i never had so much nut, blood and popcorn kernels flooding from my dick before!"

"fuck Chinese Water Torture, i'm going to popcorn jarf him until his dick blows off and be has no choice but to become trans"

by #1 popcorn jarfer January 23, 2025

Fe Jardín

Fe Jardín (noun)

From Spanish roots:
“Fe” meaning faith
“Jardín” meaning garden

Direct translation: Garden of Faith

A reminder of God’s love.
Flowers created with love, given in love, and received in love.
A place where you can share love with others or with yourself.

1. "If he wanted to, he would order from Fe Jardín"
2. "This is your sign to order from Fe Jardín"
3. "She learned to love herself and bought flowers from Fe Jardín"

by superanonymousflowershop March 24, 2026