Jasper

jasper is the fucking hottest man in the world!
he has huuuuuuge dick,
and aalllll the girls faint when they see him

jasper, oooh, that man is sooooo hot

by poopybutthead47 August 30, 2022

Clingy jasper

Insane clingy partner that won't leave their other partners side. They literally can't be away for 5 Mins. They publically express that they are dating someone every second of the day. They are shameless and overt.

God damn it you piece of shit why are you being such a clingy jasper

by Michael McDonald May 5, 2022

Jasper

1) Males from Denmark who refuse to drink American beer

1) I ordered a Sam Adams and its expensive so don't be a Jasper

by KB Red May 17, 2008

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Jasper

A guy who tends to be gay with blonde hair.

When two males like eachother they are Jasper

by Robert Pluto July 2, 2016

Jasper

Jasper is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Although he does not know how to start a fire, he will always be there for you and make you laugh. He will FaceTime you constantly and encourage you to do your homework. If you ever meet the one and only Jasper F, don't let him go. He is a pretty great guy. He sucks at noredink and you will argue over words being words but with all of that aside, he is great. Don't believe all of the sandwich thieves that you see on here, Jasper is just a cool guy who likes to eat cereal at midnight and mess with his brother. Love you dude, thank you for being amazing and always being there for me. Your eyes are pretty cool too. Merry Christmas, I love you.

I wish Jasper could make fires.

by negative3dollars December 13, 2019

Jasper

A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.

OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN

by jasper's best friend July 14, 2009