jail bate

a deceivingly hot girl who is underage and not available for sex. if you tried to have sex with her it would send you to jail.

guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."

by Kev Nice March 20, 2006

Jailbreak

Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).

I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.

by Chas501 August 21, 2008

jail fail

Any time you undertake an action where the probable outcome is a quick trip to jail. Jail fails are the second from the bottom in the heirarchy of fails.

See also: Epic fail, death fail

Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.

by SargeSmith April 25, 2008

jail buff

the kind of buff you only get from being in jail for multiple years having nothing to do but work out.

Like Val Kilmer's bod at the end of the movie Felon or Edward Norton at the end of American History X.

For example:

" I met this totally hot guy at the beach the other day, he was fucking jail buff! "

by sweetcheeksO7 October 9, 2008

stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.

I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.

by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

Facebook Jail

The state where you're blocked from adding friend because you tried to add the friends THEY RECOMMENDED in the first place.

"I wanted to 'friend you, but I'm in Facebook Jail."

by Bob Left September 25, 2011

jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008