Tongue Juggling

When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.

Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"

by Samurai_DBN September 17, 2016

jagging

To excessively stroke one's penis until there is smegma around the penis.

Leewong couldn't bakadong last night so he end up jagging.

by Leewong May 2, 2006

Jeggling

When your underwear creeps up your crack to wedie-esque proportions and the only way to pull them down discreetly is to put your hands in your pockets and pull at them, or 'jeggle' them. You may often catch people jeggling in not-so-discreet ways, like when they are walking away from you and they pull at their crack to de-wedgie themselves...

Guy 1: I think I just followed through a little bit, make sure no one looks while I'm jeggling my underwear down to see if it sticks.

Guy 2: Dude... Too much information.

by Bagginski March 24, 2010

jangalang

jangalang not 2 be confused wit dangalang,is a nickname 4 a very famous pimp by the name of daniel wilson

'jangalang... when u comin over 2night'

by daniel, jizzle March 16, 2003

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by Boobah. July 14, 2006

Juggling Balls

To "talk to", "see", "hook-up with" or date multiple guys on a regular basis, usually without them knowing. Similar to being a player or a pimp. Basically it's just guys getting a taste of their own medicine. Can also be used to describe having multiple booty calls. This phrase dates back to the Summer of 2003 when a wise woman named Kreiny said to me..."we're too good for this; we need to stop focusing on one asshole and start juggling some balls".

I was only hooking up w/G but he was dicking me around so I decided to throw a couple more guys in the mix. Now I'm juggling balls.

by PB/SB Pimpsters July 6, 2004

jangalang

not 2 be confused wit dangalang, is a nickname 4 a pimp at mac name daniel wilson

so jangalang... when u comin over 2night

by jizzles March 17, 2003