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Jaden

Gay,fuck nigga,that every one likes
That dude is a jaden
by Yduhdhxhx June 3, 2017
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Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.
Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.
by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010
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jadens penis

A sad small protrusion in jadens body
Jadens penis dissapointed me.
by shreks dick is great November 1, 2017
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Jaden-schrutt

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.
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Jaden McKeller

There are only about 10 Jaden McKellers in the world because if your name were to be Jaden McKeller it would probably

be spelled Jayden McKellar. But if your name is Jaden McKeller you are Kind,Energetic,Smart,Stupid sometimes, Strong, loves sports, and loves romance and what i mean but romance is that he hope for a good lover and trys to help other do the same. Most Jaden McKellers are born around October, November, and December on the US calendar. Not only are Jaden McKellers good people their good friends to and their very loyal. And if Jaden Mckellers do something wrong they automatically feel sorry about even if it didn't hurt the other persons feelings.
If you read this and you are or you have a friend or have family called Jaden McKeller your very lucky next week i'll post about the name Chris Elrod.
by HaydenJones1107 November 19, 2020
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Jaden Feairs

pronounced {Jay den} {fee ears}

The most amazing (and beautiful) girl you'll ever meet. Has had a couple rough times in her life but is still happy and cheerful on the outside, she is always there for you when you need a hug (she doesn't like hugs but she'll give you one if you need it) and just over all amazing! Don't EVER rid a girl named Jaden out of your life EVER. people named Jaden who are female are just always there for you and may swear (a little). also a HUGE fan of Markaplier!
by EliteLxmon May 22, 2020
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jaden klemme

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples
man i need a jaden klemme right now
by plastafierce January 9, 2017
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