Verb - The Act of Incarcerated Intercourse
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Verb - "Man that was some awesome jail fuck last night huh? The warden sure knows how to use his nightstick"
Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
by AdamTarget December 03, 2010
Coined phrase by "JOJO," which is a sex position where the partner is is on his/her back, with legs 90 degrees in the air and the penetrating partner's face in between those legs as if to look through jail bars.
by team esto November 21, 2013
Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.
baby-momma-to-be, slut
by Haywood Jablomi December 03, 2003
by Peaches and Princess Me June 08, 2005
I heard about someone recently who has been in Cooma Jail, NSW, Australia for 6 months and says that he loves it.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
by Diego August 21, 2003
“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
by K.armaaa_ December 08, 2022
An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020