by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013
Get the jump kissedmug. When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"
by ue00setrasfer July 22, 2010
Get the jump-lockingmug. The act of the undeveloped ‘13’ year old Fortnite sweat launching his 5’3 short ass at the change room stall while someone is changing.
by zaddyaids April 9, 2019
Get the Stall Jumpingmug. by Caladhir July 31, 2023
Get the Getting jumpedmug. The highest degree of impossibility in the universe. Represented by the well-established physics equation 2(infinite/infinite) = GMm/R^2. This blatant disregard for the laws of gravity can be seen in several well-known video game titles. It is widely speculated that performing this move will send our universe into chaos. Up will become southeast, black will become orange -red (but not red-orange!), and unicorns and leprechans will escape from Narnia and spew forth from where the jump was committed. Existance as we know it will end as a orange-red hole (there's no black) will emerge and destroy Earth, the offender, everything, and even the universe. Nice job Mario.
by StutteringStan September 30, 2006
Get the double jumpmug. Awesome Track Event where athletes run down a strip of track and jump and kick in the air making it look like they're sky walking
by Mrkewl December 6, 2007
Get the Long Jumpmug. Leave an organization, group, company/institution, movement, proposal, or idea. This departure is usually due to inside information, or a gut feeling, concerning the pending failure of said organization, group, company/institution, movement, proposal, or idea.
References the visual of a sinking ship, i.e.- the crew evacuates rather than stays honor bound to the cause of saving the ship at the expense of their lives.
References the visual of a sinking ship, i.e.- the crew evacuates rather than stays honor bound to the cause of saving the ship at the expense of their lives.
Leaving a close knit business is never an easy choice. If the supervisors have managed their crew, or staff, with equanimity and sound ethical judgement those employees will dedicate themselves to the failing business in hopes of restoring the profitability rather than merely choosing to Jump Ship.
by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006
Get the Jump Shipmug.