JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

Jumbo

The 36th President of the United States of America. Most notable for his Civil Rights legislation, his “Great Society” program of domestic reforms, and the escalation of America’s involvement in the Vietnam War.

“I’ve gotta take ol’ Jumbo here and give him some exercise. I wonder who I’ll fuck tonight”

by scrub_thugman June 17, 2024

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

Jumbo James

A guy who's penis slipped out of his pant leg while adjusting them.

"Did you see John's penis slip out his pant leg today?" "Yeah, he's a real jumbo James."

by SkintDolphin February 6, 2025

Jumbo Jet

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.

Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.

by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 22, 2023

Mumbo jumbo

Something that's meaningless or confusing but pretends to make sense.

Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.

by HereIam(again) August 5, 2023

jumbo Johny

Jumbo Johny is a nickname for large men named Johnathan who usually have a little zest to them but still mean well

Damn that Johnathan guy is one hell of a jumbo Johny

by Jumbojohny2 December 19, 2023