by Dblankity May 8, 2015
Get the judge hardmug. A person who puts down another’s persons grammar and makes fun of the fact that they teach children. Normally a fucking prick of a person.
by Rennystar June 14, 2019
Get the Penisfaced Judgemug. In the first season of the Judge Mathis show, Leslie (Pallotta) Merrill, a former news anchor for WPGH Pittsburgh became the show's court reporter. Her role was to interview the litigants after Judge Mathis passed judgment and rendered his verdict on each case.29 She left the show after season 1. For the reminder of the series, Judge Mathis did not have a court reporter.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
Get the Judge Mathismug. No, your guy friends judge you. They absolutely do. They literally aren't allowed to voice that judgement or you won't be friends with him.
Hym "Well, if they won't judge you I'll do it for them. What's funny is that you give yourself out. 'A woman won't cheat if she's happy in the relationship' 👈 That is now you know what you're going to get. She's going to cheat. She's got a preemptive excuse primed and ready to go. If she's ever not happy in the relationship? She'll cheat. Small dick? Cheat. It just IS what's going happen. Look at the shape of her head! Cube skull. She's got the caveat though. It has nothing to do with insecurity. You tattled on yourself. 'If I (a woman) am not happy in a relationship I (a woman) will cheat'. That's what she just said there. Don't let this bitch use deceptive, banal female rhetoric to try and make it sound like she isn't saying what she is actually trying to say there. And what's going to happen? Used up by fat cocks, her guy friends are going to start getting girlfriends who are not going to what THEM around HER, she's going to hit the wall and the fear of dying alone is going to set in, and then maybe the small dicks aren't so bad maybe someone will love me.... Once I'm all used up the small dicks can have me. NOPE. Too late whore. Your head is a square and if you put 10 years on you it isn't even worth it to commit."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2023
Get the Judgemug. 1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary
Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.
by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021
Get the Butt-a-judgemug. A sexy man with a huge cock and massive muscles if he comes to your house your mom or sister will be pregnant within hours
by Tommydaan March 1, 2024
Get the Zak judgemug. When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.
Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.
by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023
Get the B.H.W.L Judgemug.