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Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020
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Joust

The act of two people whipping out their dick and fighting each other only using the dick.
Best Friend 1 - Hey dude want to joust in my room?
Best Friend 2 - Sure I'm going to shrek you!
by TheJouster9/11 June 21, 2016
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Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.
Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.
by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021
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Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole
Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting
by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021
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joust

To compete closely for superiority
He had to joust to win
by shark opinions April 16, 2018
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Motorcycle jousting

Two men using their manhood to perform a jousting duel (most commonly on a motorcycle) in a SFW way
Maxence stood no chance in his motorcycle jousting duel against Jan
by dictlover6969 May 6, 2021
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tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.
After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.
by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020
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