by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020
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by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013
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by jren December 15, 2012
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Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
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