jizz warrior

Somebody who may, from time to time, annoy a certain individual

Goliath: David, I want you to fuck off in the not too distant future, you fucking jizz warrior!

by AlexGdizzle March 10, 2008

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jizz hanky

When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.

1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz hanky !!!
2. Brad: Dude, what's that white shit on your nose ?
Pete: WTF?? I blew a jizz hanky ??!?!!

by menuuzer January 12, 2009

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Jizz Prism

Dried semen left in the urethra after sexual intercourse, which causes forked pee by diverting the pee stream in two directions.

After I came in my buddy Shawn, I used the resulting jizz prism to pee in both of his eyes at once.

by BethsGonnaGetcha January 8, 2011

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jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong

I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

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jizz pilot

One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen

Carlos was a masterfull jizz pilot, he always hit his mark.

by lil'Bucky Sloshberg July 1, 2006

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The practice of shaving ones pubes, secreting them and then throwing them over the face of a girl after administrating ejaculation onto said face. The ejaculate forms an adhesive which the pubes stick to. This maybe accompanied shouts of SHAZAAM or CONGRATULATIONS

Can also be employed as an insult

"Dude! I completely JIZZ WOOKIED her last nite!"

"Howard your such a JIZZ WOOKIE!"

by WOOKIE KING April 23, 2009

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