Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is
like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is
like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He'
s skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and
golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars, his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies he will utter them with a voice
like Gandalf the Grey and you will be
shook. Jeff often goes by the alter
ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.