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Jorge, Usually brown skin but a dude who loves to fuck around, enjoys making others smile and laugh.Jorge is a jokester he loves making all types of jokes Jorge is a friendly guy who loves all types of people.When Jorge is around friends he is usually the star of the group ,weird,funny,bright and without Jorge the friend group is nothing.Jorge Is just always a person you want to be around all the time he is a very loving and accepting person.
In relationships he is the romantic type.Taking his girlfriend on romantic getaways is what he loves to do, Jorge is a dude with goals in life and is a very open minded person with new ideas and willing to listen to others ideas he is a calm dude you can have any conversation with. He makes sure his girlfriend is comfortable and if she needs something he’ll be right there for her.A Jorge can cook for his queen and even satisfy her in the bedroom,Jorge is a freak he loves to have sex and is very good at it, he loves the romantic sex with candles lit up in a dark room,rose petals on the floor and nice music playing on low volume.Jorge is truly the nicest guy in this world i recommend to find you a Jorge.
Friend:What is Jorge like?
Friend 2:He is amazing! He does everything right
Jorge by Brianna213 March 12, 2021
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When a friend is helping you with a problem, and he suggests looking it up on the internet, and he then says he already did, when in fact he didn't, resulting in a hot dispute.
I thought you said you looked it up? Omfg, don't be such a Jorge!
A Jorge by Zephos August 6, 2018

Jordenne 

A gorgeous girl that is always willing to listen to you and help you get through those tough times. Jordenne is loved by everyone and even though she might not always know it, people would die for her. The names Fiona and Jordenne mix very well and they usually become best friends. If your name is Jordenne you tend to be sensitive, but you don't always like to show it, because you're also very strong. Jordenne's are always fun to be around and they never let you down! Males with the name Synyster are a perfect match for Jordenne's and they usually get married and have millions of children.
Synyster: "Who's the new girl? Shes beautiful! I would love to get to know her"

Fiona: "That's my best friend! Shes amazing, Her name is Jordenne!"

Synyster: "Oh, That makes sense"
Jordenne by Waldo(: October 20, 2011
A badass good looking guy who drives a 350z that can beat twin turbo bmw's. also is a boss at anything he does and his car can take your girl.
Jorge is such a badass
Jorge by Abel3567 December 8, 2016
Is a fat ass he likes to eat a lot...I mean a lot he'll take your food but won't gain shit...he's overall a great and a real friend he straches his balls on the daily don't shake his hand BTW but he is really good at soccer and if you ever date him he's the sweetest guy you'll ever date but he's had his heart broken too many times which he doesnt deserve to and he comes up with the stupidest thing for ex: grab ass Tuesday but you gotta love his fat ass and the most frequent words he uses is "shut the fuck up" "fuck off" and "fuck you" Jorge is always hungry and he acts gay but he's not and thinks he has "hoes"
Nickname: Jorgay
Omg Jorge stop grabbing your 1 inch wonder
You: Jorge you lil fat ass stop eating
Jorge: Fuck off
Jorge by ColdHeartedAndCaringHoe February 28, 2017
A person of a low capability of doing simple tasks such as speaking properly or standing up straight.
That guy was a jorgan
jorgan by Jmilf1 June 10, 2017
When having unprotected sex and a guy is about to cum he stops and puts on a condom to finish
Girl to guy: babe can we Jorge tonight?
Jorge by VicariousLife January 30, 2012