One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.
Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?
Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.
Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.
by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011
Get the Ivan Rodriguezmug. In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.
by Grizzlybike May 10, 2015
Get the crazy ivanmug. by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004
Get the Ivan's Penismug. by shep milat October 10, 2003
Get the ivan milatmug. A nickname for someone called Ivan if they're terrible. Used mostly in gossiping, but can be used in other circumstances too. Referring to Ivan IV Vasilyevich.
Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible!
Ivan the Terrible is so much like my cousin!
Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible, he cheated on my friend!
Ivan the Terrible is so much like my cousin!
Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible, he cheated on my friend!
by Waea March 2, 2023
Get the Ivan the Terriblemug. by Ancdefgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz May 16, 2019
Get the Ivan Ayalamug. The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.
Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021
Get the Helen & Ivanmug.