Dude, I got hard, icy pseudo-dreads from walking in the snow with my thick, flowing mane untied, giving me an ice-vampire vibe.I shall christen them snow dreads. Nice:)
by DJ Dogman December 16, 2005
Get the snow dreadsmug. When Mother Nature decides to kick it up an extra notch, because regular snow just isn't exciting enough.
You'd think 50mph winds and a freezing blizzard would be enough, but then we got Thunder Snow. Mother Nature must be on the rag.
by irishppldrnkalot February 21, 2011
Get the thunder snowmug. Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.
When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.
by MTnTX November 25, 2019
Get the dingle snowmug. A condom in which is filled with snow and has tiny holes at the tip. Usually tied of with a big knot for easy gripping. Also known as a "Fake-Ice-Man".
Oh my god Jared, you are such a disappointment, just pull out and make me a Dill-Snow or get the fuck out!
by Uncle Funcle November 1, 2019
Get the Dill-Snowmug. Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.
“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”
“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”
“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”
“Isn’t she beautiful?”
“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”
“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”
“Isn’t she beautiful?”
by SolusPrimus67 February 11, 2021
Get the Jake Snowmug. Tina Snow is Megan Thee Stallion’s first alter ego and was inspired by late Houston rapper Pimp C's alias Tony Snow.
by PIayTimeOva March 2, 2021
Get the Tina Snowmug. Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.
Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.
Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."
Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.
Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."
Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."
Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
by Friendly neighborhood cat July 7, 2021
Get the Simon Snowmug.