Tall and lanky, usually white trash in nature and temperament. Often times will try to compensate for this by developing bourgeois tastes in home furnishings. Has trouble making decisions and will vacillate back and forth for an eternity before taking a step in any definitive direction. Although this species has trouble losing it's hick accent and trashy mannerisms, he's able to overcome these obstacles by being disarmingly charming at the most unexpected times. All in all, mind-numbingly frustrating to deal with, but worth the pain and hassle, due to his secret sweet disposition.
Although he was able to fool many in his immediate circle, it was apparent to those who knew him well that this Pussy Iowa was putting on airs.
by Audrey Van Auf Der Hooven May 29, 2008
A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023
The act of sliding down a slip and slide that a bunch of naked dudes are standing over. As you slide down your face slaps into the dudes dick and balls.
Matt slid underneath a gantlet of naked dudes and thought himself "this is a nice Iowa Slip N Slide."
by flaworkhorse July 12, 2018
This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.
by Don't you worry about it.... February 20, 2009
When a friend or family member runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere and you bring them a red Honda generator instead of a real Gas Can.
by Meng22 January 18, 2018
Good college for the following, nuff said:
Graphic Design
Architecture
Interior Design
Industrial Design
Integrated Studio Arts
Landscape Architecture
CRP
Graphic Design
Architecture
Interior Design
Industrial Design
Integrated Studio Arts
Landscape Architecture
CRP
by John Mcgrubber December 10, 2010
The place where they care more about paying Ann Williamson over $250,000 a year, cutting retirement funding for their employees, making units work short staffed on a daily basis, and caring more about profit than safety of staff and patients. Then after asking staff to give back earned vacation time and cutting the retirement funding, they find a billing error totaling more than 15 MILLION dollars. But lets not be harsh because they do have the Iowa Cares program where anyone in the state that doesn't want to work like the rest of us, can come for free healthcare where they can have room service, treat the staff like shit, and get all the legal drugs they want on behalf of the taxpayers. Even better, they can complain about the color of the walls, the rooms being too small, having to share a room, parking is too expensive, they couldn't find a cheap hotel, and the hospital should be closer to where they live. I could go on and on but I think you get the idea!
University of Iowa Hospital and Clinics Staffing Department hard at work
Staffing: you need 2 RNs and 1NA so you are not short.
Unit: yes and if we get 2 more admissions, we will require 1 more RN or we will be short staffed.
Staffing: we probably won't have the NA but we will let you know.
Unit: okay let us know, we have x-number patients that require 2-3 people to turn, potty, etc.
1hr later:
Staffing: we can give you the RN's but couldn't get an NA.
unit: okay, what choice do we have
5 minutes later:
(pager going off)
5 admissions in 20min.
Unit calling staffing;
We just got 5 admissions, we need another nurse because now we are running short.
Staffing to Unit:
Sorry but we don't have anyone.
Surprsingly staffing and bedboard share the same office, but staffing had NO IDEA there were all these pending admissions from ETC????
Staffing: you need 2 RNs and 1NA so you are not short.
Unit: yes and if we get 2 more admissions, we will require 1 more RN or we will be short staffed.
Staffing: we probably won't have the NA but we will let you know.
Unit: okay let us know, we have x-number patients that require 2-3 people to turn, potty, etc.
1hr later:
Staffing: we can give you the RN's but couldn't get an NA.
unit: okay, what choice do we have
5 minutes later:
(pager going off)
5 admissions in 20min.
Unit calling staffing;
We just got 5 admissions, we need another nurse because now we are running short.
Staffing to Unit:
Sorry but we don't have anyone.
Surprsingly staffing and bedboard share the same office, but staffing had NO IDEA there were all these pending admissions from ETC????
by pissed off employee September 19, 2010