Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?
by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017
Get the Wild Doucheberrymug. 7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.
by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010
Get the wild blumpkinmug. by shmelenix October 24, 2009
Get the Douches Wildmug. A tall man with a sizable boiler, an extremely large nose, and patchy beard witch usually reminds him of his broken career
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 5, 2019
Get the A wild nunesmug. by Intellectual G February 5, 2010
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Wilde Butts make the best Chilli Sauce ever!!
Try Wilde Butt's Chilli Bang Bang - it will blow your socks off....
by Wilde Butts August 1, 2017
Get the Wilde Buttsmug. 