can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.

Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?

by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003

fart-can

A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.

Thats a huge fart-can, he must have a tiny cock.

by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005

can of worms

A situtation of unforeseen problems.

Taking that girl home turned out to be a can of worms.

by uberchuckie February 17, 2004

keg can

The Heineken Keg Can is a delightful invention used to store 24 ounces of beer. Apporx. 2 can's of standard volume by weight can be stored within one keg can.

Pass that keg can you son of a bitch!
Tall Can? Nah, I'll take the keg can.

by Stan 'Wolvie' S. June 19, 2006

Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

cosby in a can

Ether/ starting fluid

Damn diesel won't start gotta give it some Cosby in a can to fire it up

by Booger biscuits March 14, 2020

canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.

I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!

by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004