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illumiti

Probably a god. illumiti is such a badass legend that people would kill just to be named something even similar. Any and all illumitis should of course be worshipped, for they are simply too much of a FUCKING BADASS for them to not be. Disrespecting illumiti should be seen as disrespecting a crippled blind kid but to an entirely different level - to where everyone would give you a look of disgust and anger at how you have just disrespected a god. illumiti should be entitled to the entire human population's wealth. Fuck, illumiti is just so damn cool.
Yeah you're pretty cool and everything but not like, illumiti cool.
by King Big Daddy GOD October 13, 2021
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Blackpool Illuminations

An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.

When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.
"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"
by addisonand5sos August 15, 2016
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illuminiti

A secret society founded in Europe during the enlightenment that many conspiracy theorist claim is intent on bringing about the new world order in which only one fascist government will rule over the entire world population.
When Bush 41 said on March 6, 1991: "Now, we can see a new world coming into view. A world in which there is the very real prospect of a new world order." He was referring to the master plan of the illuminiti.
by James Shannon December 10, 2008
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illuminazi

An evil legion of demonic lizard illuminati nazi's trying to take over the world.

A fake organization used to demonstrate the mental incapacity of a person who is crazy enough to believe everything they see, read, or hear; especially regarding conspiracy theories. When questioned these types of people will likely have a defense of 'I saw it on youtube' or 'google it, its true.'
Used to mock a friend;
Friend: No realy, it's going to happen just wait and see, wait and see the government is going to knock at your door soon, youll see.
You: Yes, the government and the illuminazis are going to come and eat our babies.
by shmeshmorsion February 25, 2013
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illuminatrix

A triangle made out of 2 f***ing lines
Random person: Who can make a triangle out of 2 lines
U: Illuminatrix!
by JJ_MtzYT October 1, 2017
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Illuminazi

The Nazis were in reality secretly working for the Illuminati, and Hitler was the head of one of the branches of the Illuminati, so they sent him out to create the Nazis to control overpopulation by killing off the Jews. After the fall of the great leader Adolf Hitler, they later formed a new association within the Illuminati called the Illuminazis. An Illuminazi is a member of the organization. Each and every Illuminazi has cut off their testicles in honor of their founder, Adolf Hitler. The Illuminazi has close ties with ISIS.
Dude, your no scope 360's are so MLG, I bet you're an Illuminazi.
by Sleepingwithshadows May 8, 2015
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Illuminatified

Being in or currently indoctrinated into Illuminati controlled industries.

Showing secret hand signs or having pictures on a t shirt of a "The Pyramid" or "The Eye Of Providence"
Man Big Sean is illuminatified like a muthafucka, barely popped on the scene and already hes having shirts with pyramids and eyes and all that shit....niggas fuckin up.
by Vigilant Citizen August 28, 2011
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