I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!

"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019

I'd throw it in her butt

1. Used to show satisfaction with the way a woman looks.

2. Admitting that you would indeed bang out a slut

Dante: Bro what's Zeeb thinking with that Danielle girl?

Ryan: Not sure, she's not all ugly though.

Dante: Yeah... guess I'd throw it in her butt.

by CodyRotten May 12, 2007

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 06, 2005

I'd probably check it out

It can mean many things, mainly you would give it a try or consider it. Could imply sex, or just try it in general.

Wow I have to say Linda is looking hot in her 2 for 1's, I'd probably check it out. If you know what I mean, wink, wink, lol

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008

I'd Pee In His Butt

A dude walks down the street and gay dudes find Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone that, you say, "I'd Pee in his butt".

Bob: "Damn look at him he is hot:
Me: "Yeah I'd pee in his butt"

by ilikeitrough May 15, 2006

alien i'd like to fuck

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.

ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck

by wag1 famalam May 28, 2014

Yea I'd do her

Gaelic - "a hole's a hole": Latin - TaP-tHAT-AsS, see "I'd do worse"

You would too, so stop lying to me and to yourself.

Spermu: "Yea I'd do her."
Spermu: "I'd do worse."
Fagshit: "A whore's a whore, of course, of course."
Spermu: "All cute girls are sluts."
Fagshit: "All cute girls are whores."

by Dabo aka Deebo aka PMRacing532 January 11, 2005